Top 8 reasons my children are “wising up” and aware of EVERYTHING
1. I was cleaning the toilet in the boys’ bathroom one day when Will said, “Mommy, you should get a toilet wand…it will last for 24 flushes.”
2. Chris was helping the kids brush their teeth last night and Will asked, ” Daddy what kind of toothpaste is this? Oh, Crest is #1 recommended to protect your teeth for 10 nights.”
3. Your children begin using phrases like…”let’s swing by and get…” or when asking them what they would like for dinner your 2 yr old responds with “pick up Zaxbys”.
4. When you say that you actually ARE going to pick up food and what food would you like, they begin naming restaurants. However, I say… oh guys it MUST have a drive thru… then they are able to list all the restaurants with drive thrus… and Josh, having an “ahh, haa” moment, finger pointing to the sky exclaims, “and STAWBUCKS has a drive thru!!!!!!” this is very sad.
5. The children refer to Coffee as coffee… but a frappucino to them is called a “coffee soda”. Why I asked? “Because it has a straw, mommy!!” (duh!)
6. Josh counts in Spanish.
7. Will wanted to show Chris this building that he had made and parking lot with all of his cars. Chris said, “Hey that’s cool!” Will said, “That’s Walmart, Daddy.”
8. The boys are CONSTANTLY checking their email on their toy computers.
